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We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start... fate brought us together to be sisters by heart!

girls are so complex, they confuse themselves

i belive in angels because I am one!!

ur envy creates my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper?

*A DaY WiThOuT LiGhT iS.. LiKe... WeLL... UmMM.. NiGhT!*

Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time and annoy the pig!

Love Is Like Missing Someone When Ur Apart But Somehow Feeling Warm Inside Bcuz Ur Close In Heart

If you really cared, you would leave me alone!

You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.

**Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when thay are right besides you and yet you cannot have them.

Its true you dont know what youve got until its gone, but its also true you dont know what youve been missing until it arrives!!!

I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this :)

Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, anit been shoppin at the right malls~!

ur as deep as a kiddie pool

*If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?*

I Must Be Wishin' On Someone Else's Star, Because SHE Keeps Gettin' What I'm Wishin' For!!!

Meeting you was fate, becoming ur friend was a choice, but falling in love with u was beyond my control.

"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces"

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in people, than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.

Guys are like Boom-a-rangs, u can throw them away, but they always come back!

Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely.

in some cultures what i do iz considered normal

friends are like starz, u don't always see them but they r always there

if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

FaItH Is bEliEviNg In tHiNgs WheN cOmMon sEnSe TelLs yOu nOT To!!!

act your age and not your shoe size

Whoever said love lasts forever was drunk  

When times are hard, all I do is close my eyes and think of you.

Its not an attitude, its the way I am!

Live your dreams-Its not as hard as it may seem

Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!

if u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!

If women were made to chase men,
dont you think god would have made them worth chasing?!?

When me and you met the angels whispered "perfect"

Don't tell me how to pick my friends.  I'm good at that.  Remember, I picked you!

There used to be men on this earth... What happened to them?¿?

*I'm nOt a DiTz..I jUsT LaCk cOmMoN sEnSe*

how do I stop crying, when the only person that can make me stop, is the one that made me start?

i'll luv u 4eva, i'll luv u 4 always, as long as i'm livin my baby u'll be.

SMILE! it scares people...

U say u can't stand 2 c me get hurt, so do you close your eyes when you hurt me?

Guyz are like dogs, they have to be trained!!!

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I'VE STARTED TALKING AND I CAN'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

if life were a box of chocolates ....I wouldn't eat it!!

i never thought that there would be a day where i forgot all my problems but then the day i met you came and they all just ran away

if actions speak louder than words....... then what are you trying to tell me?

on the other hand, you have different fingers

Guyz r like roller coasters....they eitha make u sick to ur stomach or give u the time of your life!-

La La La I'm Not Listening To you And I Never Will!

Men r not pigs... pigs are cute, conciderate, and caring.

First God created man...THEN HE HAD A BETTER IDEA!!

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!

Women Drivers - No Survivors - If You Don't Like The Way They Drive Get Off The Sidewalk!

i ThiNk i'Ve aLrEaDy LoSt YoU
i tHiNk uR aLreAdy GoNe
i tHiNk i'M fiNaLLy ScArEd nOw
yOu ThiNk i'M wEaK, i ThiNk yOuR wRoNg

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.

An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!!

nobody's perfect therefore i must be a nobody!

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