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Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?

No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!

Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world

When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you

whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night

If yOu ReAlLy LoVe SoMeThInG sEt iT fReE, iF iT cOmEs BaCk iT's YoUrS, iF iT dOeSn'T iT wAs NeVeR MeAnT tO Be

A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried

A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaY GoOdByE 

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart  you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart 

Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It'z Incredíble To Me How One Per§on Can Make Such A *BIG* Dífference In My Lífe You Touch Me In A Way No One Else Ever Haz And Gíve Me So Many Reasonz To Love You

dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut

NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM

Don't push any1 to hard, if it's meant to be, it will happen

do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?

NØ ØNE CaN TeLL Me WhaT Tø Dø
¡T's My L¡Fe N i'LL L¡Ve iT ThE WaY *¡* WanT To

I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty

DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs

Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you
¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!

It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does...

guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?"

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart

Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die tomorrow.

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!(lol!)

***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***

*§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You*

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)

~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In

Some times ur mind doesnt want u 2 be in love..but deep down u know you are....

Ur HuGz N KiSsEz R LiKe ThE StArZ U LiTe Up mY LiFe wHeN tHiNgZ gEt DaRk

Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!

*ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!*

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..If Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur askin if I love U the answer is I do

*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!*

Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer?

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

an angel is what i was meant to be thats why bein sweet come so naturally!

Friends r like stars they come and go but da 1's dat stay r the 1's that glow

How can you be friends with someone if everytime you talk to them, it makes you want them even more?

*I wish I may, I mish I might, be the one you wish for tonite*

You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back

You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye.

Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken?

My heart was taken by you...broken by you...and now it is in pieces because of you

guys r pigs ...... n of course i always get the runt

º°x·:He HoLdS Me WheN i StArT 2 cRy ø´¨`»MaKeS Me SmiLe WiTh JuS HiS eYeZ ShAreZ My HoPes DrEaMs FeArs«´¨`ø ø´¨`»WiPes AwAy ALL My TeArs i LoVe hiM wiToUt rEgReT«´¨`ø i JuS hAvEn't FoUnd HiM yEt·:·xº°

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

*If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever*

..WhEn A gUrL LoVeZ a GuY.. ..ThE SwEeTeSt ThiNg iN ThE wOrLd.. ..iS 2 HeAr HiM AdMiT ThAt He TrEaSuReZ hEr..

If lovin' u is wrong- I don't want 2 be right

I dropped a tear in the ocean- when I find it is the day I'll stop loving you

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER

A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to a boy

*He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new*

I may not always be rite but im NEVER wrong!

I'm not a blonde!!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!

I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~

I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on

The first time I saw you, I knew it was true~That I'd love you forever and that's what I'll do~You don't know what you do to me~You don't have a clue~You don't know what it's like to be me lookin @ you!!

If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova

the closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle

Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One

I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own

****I'm not werid! I'm gifted****

You just lost the chance you never had!

You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more

A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.

he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw

The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water

Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S.

**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**

**I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!**

*Once Upon a Time* *Something Happened To me* *It was the Sweetest Thing* *That ever could be* *It was a Fantasy* *A dream Come True* *It was the Day i Met You*

roes are red violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you

As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!

CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"

i tell him everything i mean EVERYTHING but why cant i tell him he means everything to me?

*....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.....*

You may shoot me with your words,You may cut me with your eyes,You may kill me with your hatefullness, But still, like air, I'll rise.

WhAt U sEe Is WhAt U gEt So MaKe Ur MoVe.... U wOnT rEgReT!!!!   

*I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you*

when u was hurt .....i was there for u.....now i'm hurting where r u? u say u will always be here but soon u left and all i have r memoires of u and how bad u broke my heart..

When you were born, you were cryin and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!

no where on  your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

IF ALL GUYS WERE AS HOTT AS YOU EARTH WOULD BE HEAVEN!!

if all my gurls jumped off a bridge i wouldn't jump with them, i'd be at the bottom to catch them!

*~*I had a dream that i still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!

There are easier things in life than finding a good man.  Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe

im not a tease im just a reminder of what you cant have

-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?-

anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I see you next to never, how can we say forever.. wherever you go, whatever you do, i will be right here waiting for you, whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, i will be right here waiting for you...

The more I cry I THINK OF YOU, Every now an then thats all I can do.Memories and pics is all I see,but me and you will forever be..

huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?

I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

If you judge people, you have no time to love them

NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ??

DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.

i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL!.

this day was a total waste of make-up

dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

*~If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands~*

Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do more..........

if your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

*LiKe WhUt u SeE?¿? Call 1-800-YOU WISH*

*Who do you turn too when the only who who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry*.

~*never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose!!*~

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Your village just called, their missing their idiot!

Believe it or not, I have more coming up!