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*~*Guys are like lollipops the sweet ones are always taken and the rest are sour*~*

*The sky has lost it's color*
*The sun has turned grey *
*At least that's how it feels to me*
*Whenever your away*

you know how people say that if you wish for something enough it will come true... well i've been wishing for you every night and you still arent here.

**~Boys say ur ugly boys say ur dirt, boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt, so next time u say it remember how we feel.....to u it may be a joke but to us its a big deal!~**

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I haven't found my Mr. Right Just Mr. Rude Mr. He thinks he looks better than me and Mr. Gives a new meaning to P-I-G

! When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure that the other person isn't doing the same thing

Love doesn't make the world go 'round, it just makes the ride worthwhile.

When all else fails, look cute

Be careful of what you say, friendship can end in one minute because of a stupid word.

i'M nOt SmiLiN At u !
i'M TrYiN nOt 2 LauGh!

I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing

I will Forever LOvE You
I will FoReVer CaRe
I will FoReVeR lIvE MY life Wishing YoU Were There
and as for long as I live I will neva WaLk AwAY
aS long as YoU Promise me one thing..
If YoU Come to Me.. YoU wiLl stAy

LIFE IS LIKE A SNOW STORM...YOU'LL MEET A LOT OF FLAKES!

<3 Love isn't finding a perfect person, it's seeing an imperfect person perfectly <3

normal people worry

i told my dad i stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter !!!!

they say tru love hides behind every corner.... well i must be walkin in circles coz i can't seem it find it

~**~LaLaLaLaLa i'm not listening!~**~

MaH tRuSt iS LyKe a MiRrOr OnCe iTz BrOkEn 7 YeArS BaD LuCk...U bRoKe MaH tRuSt So NoW uR iN TrOUbLe

I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday.

If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!

Just when you think things can't get any worse.....they do.
But....I've learned that life is like hour glass sand.
Sooner or later, everything hits rock bottom,
but all you have to do is be patient and wait
for something to turn everything around.

MaNy NiTeS i'Ve CrIeD fRoM tHe ThInGs U dO, fElT lYkE i cOulD dIe FrOm ThE tHoUgHt Of LoSiNg YoU

the day we met, the angels whispered, " perfect".

My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore. 

 SORRY DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS LISTENING?

YoU cAN cOmPLAiN b'CuZ rOSeS haVE thORnS, oR yoU CaN rEJOicE b'CUZ thORnS HaVE rOSeS.---

TGIF~ Thank God Im Female

i nOe @ GrAdUaTiOn DaY Im GuNnA CrY iTz b/C i nOe i FoUnD FrEnDz DaT R TrU TiLL i DiE

This is an AT&T and MCI conversation so SPRINT your way out!!!

When my last teardrop falls,
I will stand tall,
And keep all our memories,
And all of what used to be.

God made men first, because every great master piece needs a sloppy copy

I think it's werid when i love you,
I think it's werid when i care
I think it's werid when i want you,
when you dont even know i am there

What happens if you get scared to death....twice?

Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy,
find out whether you're the bird or the worm.

Guys are like CD's - they just keep getting played over and over and over!

Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*

*Where is the good in Good-Bye?*

I love you but I'm not in love with you

My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..

itz only funny until someone getz hurt...then itz hillerous

How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?
......two, but they're dating each other!

The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy.

Don't judge what your small mind cannot comprehend.