Song Girl
Home
Sign My Guestbook!!!
All About Me
Cowboy's Guide to Life
Comedian's Best Lines
Piss Off a Cop
Women's Stages of Life
Messing With Their Heads
Revised 60s Songs
Lessons From Mother
Kids Talk About Mom
Women's Instruction Book
Secrets For A Happy Marriage
Men Fight Back
Funny Definitions
Quick Driver Identification
Letters To Welfare Departments
Insurance Claims
Mothers of Famous People
Top 35 Oxymorons
Romantic/Not Romantic
Virtual Bubblewrap
Be Annoying in Elevator
Annoying in Computer Lab
Annoying at the Beach
Annoying at Amusement Park
Annoy Your Professors
Woman and Genie
Advice For Scary Situations
Fun With Trick-or-Treaters
Too Old for Trick-or-Treating
Livejournal Addict
From Alabama
Good Humor- Bad Adds
Incredibly Idiotic People
English Subtitles
Help Through Crisis
Darwin Awards
Good Looks and Brains Too?
Philosophy Time
Benefits of Growing Older
Don't Say to Pregnant Women
Things People Say...
Randomness
More Randomness
Fun to Do at Pools
Not To Say To GF's Parents
Shortest Books
How Cold Is It?
Government Problems
You're Stressed When...
Cards Not In Hallmark
Life's Annoyances
Make Life Simpler Tips
One-Liners
Never Say During A Fight
Learn Chinese Fast
Things To Do In A Car
Bad Country Songs
Hospital Charts
Learned From Bad 80's Movies
Before and After Marriage
To Excersise or Not to Excersise
Actual Statements From Insurance Claims
Reasons Its Good To Be Male
Rules Guys Wished Girls Knew
Lessons On Life
The Wisdom of Youth
Well, How Do I Look?
Bad to Say at Funerals
Things to do During an Exam
Things Learned From Children
Good to be an American
Advice to be Passed to Your Daughters
Boys and Girls
Ways to Cope with Stress
Things My Mother Taught Me
12 Things About You
Life As An American
State Mottos
Only In America...
The Lamb
The Senator
Reasons Eve Was Created
Things To Ponder Over
Top Ten Things Men Know About Women
Top 20 Women Tshirt Slogans
Signs That Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble
Annoying Things to Do While Ordering a Pizza
Ways to Annoy Your Waiter
23 Essential Truths
Top 13 Things PMS Stands For
How Smart Are You?
The Difference Between Men and Women
The Donut Master
Letter From the Father
Women Vs. Men
Letter from God
7 Laughs
The New Footprints
My Poems
Christian Email Forwards
Awesome Poem
The Monkey
Funny T-shirts
Funny Signs
Ever Wonder...
How To Be Annoying
Stupid Labels
Phone Songs
Dumb Alabama Laws
Cool Quotes
More Quotes
Even More Quotes
Top 10 lists
Deep Thoughts
Reasons Eve Was Created

God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"