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1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
2)
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
4) Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
5) How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
6) How Can You Believe
Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
7) I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost
Corral
8) I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
9) I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
10) I Fell
In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
11) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
12) I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot
About You
13) I Wanna Whip Your Cow
14) I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
15) I Wouldn't
Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
16) I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
17) I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
18) I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
19) I've Been Flushed From The
Bathroom Of Your Heart
20) I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
21) If I Can't Be
Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
22) If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
23) If My Nose Were Full of
Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
24) If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
25) If You
Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
26) Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
27) My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
28)
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
29) My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
Breaking My Heart
30) My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
31) I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And
My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
32) Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
33) She Got The
Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
34) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
35) She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of
My Heart
36) She Won't Get Under Me, Til I Get Over You
37) She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
38) She's
Thinking Single, I'm Drinking Double
39) Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
40) They May Put Me In Prison, But They
Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
41) Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
42) When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think
You're Walking In
43) You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
44) You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
45) You
Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
46) You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
47)
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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